A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself and asks, "May I buy you a cocktail?"
"No thank you," Maxine replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
"No, they spread."
Have a great weekend! ♥
Don't you just love Maxine. She tells it like it is all the time.
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ReplyDeleteMaxine is the best! And Mel I was thinking of you as I posted! :D
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