A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,....'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,..... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f****** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,....'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,..... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f****** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.
The End
Oh how true - although no mention of snoring or dribbling so not entirely accurate.
ReplyDeleteWould that be the woman or the fella! hahah!;-D
ReplyDeleteOh my Gosh! That one was funny!
ReplyDeleteYeah good innit lol! :D
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that was hillarious. I was not expecting that twist at the end there, LOL, but happy the twist was there.
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