Friday, January 07, 2011

Friday funny -Old wrinkled Ass

How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are



Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .

Have a nice day!

&

A very, happy, healthy New Year!



2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:33 pm

    Love it!! Have a great weekend.

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