Friday, July 01, 2011

Friday Funny - New Words for 2011

TESTICULATING

Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, eats all the sandwiches, craps on everything and then leaves.

* SALMON DAY

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM

An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

* SALAD DODGER

An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP DONKEY

A deeply unattractive person..

* AEROPLANE BLONDE

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

* OH-NO SECOND

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all')...

* GREYHOUND

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. J

* TART FUEL

Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* TRAMP STAMP

Tattoo on a female.

* PICASSO BUM

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

And the most recent:

Osama Bin Latte

A fluffy white head with two shots in it.


Have a great weekend ya'all ♥

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:37 pm

    Ha!! Have a great weekend.

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