Friday funny - Ten thoughts to ponder

Ten thoughts to ponder

Number 10-Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8-Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6-Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3-Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2-In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought----
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age it doesn’t last that long.

♥Have a great weekend ya'all!♥