Friday, January 27, 2012

Friday funny - Ten thoughts to ponder


Ten thoughts to ponder

Number 10-Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8-Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6-Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3-Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2-In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought----
Life is like a jar of JalapeƱo peppers what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age it doesn’t last that long.



♥Have a great weekend ya'all!♥


4 comments:

  1. I love them all !
    I've printed them off and am going to memorise them so I can 'casually' drop them into conversation when the time is right ! ha ha
    thanks for that

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  2. These are all great and a grain of truth in each :) Lol'd at 5 & 7.

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  3. My kids and I loved #1 & #6. Have a great weekend.

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