Friday, March 23, 2012

Friday funny - The black bra



The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend
:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(You'll love this) 

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"





Have a great weekend

5 comments:

  1. Hahaha, you made my day...
    What a good joke to start a day full of unpleasant work.

    Cheers

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  2. Ha ha ha! The magic of married life! x

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  3. HAHAHAHA! Time to trade him in!

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  4. Ha!! Love it!!

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