Saturday, November 24, 2012

Saturday snigger.....

Job interview at Bunnings (or insert DIY store of your choice)

Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference
room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you
know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into
your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you
sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's
a very popular cliché for speed.'

She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating
his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's property, you step out of the
house and on the wall there's a light switch.
When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture
the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.
'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can
think of'.

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought she had found her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

Turning to Wally, the fourth and final man, Jennifer
posed the same question.

Old Wally replied, 'After hearing the previous three
answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA.'

'WHAT !?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said Wally. 'You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit myself..'

Wally is now working at a Bunnings near you!

Have a great weekend ♥ 


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